

…ugh.
the person who requested this never got back to me, so I’m posting it anyway and dedicating it to all the saucy British ladies who follow me. It’s not that I’m playing favourites, per se - I’m just fishing for tail and I figure if find Archer funny you must be awesome in bed… Actually, thinking about it, I’d better also dedicate this to any French madamoiselles who will be in the Poitou-Charentes region throughout September and know where I can get some fresh mussels and a dry-humpy choker.
wahp wahp.
Uh huh! As a American will not be offended by this mate! :P