Burt: You should get a Batpole

Archer: 9000 bucks

Burt: What?

Archer: Lowest quote I got.

Burt: Well that’s ridiculous

Archer: Basically just putting a pole where the garbage chute already is, but the co-op board was like “but what do we do with the garbage?”

Burt: Yeah - but you could still throw it down the, whatever, the same shaft.

Archer: I know!

Burt: Then you’ll have some garbage to land on.

Archer: If you’re coming in hot I know - it’s a win-win

Burt: And you were gonna pay for it yourself, no assessment or anything.

Archer: Yep

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Burt: Ridiculous

Archer: Preaching to the choir, buddy.

as requested by willderness